A day in the life of the modern San Franciscan

August 18, 2011

My alarm clock goes off. Presumably on my iPhone 4, because it's very important to me that I own the latest technology. I hit snooze. I can't believe I have to get up by 9 a.m. to make it to my place of work before 10 a.m. where I am paid to be creative and knowledgeable about "the internet," just in general. […]

On a conference call, someone we're talking to says a buzz-word like "synergy." We put it on mute and make fun of them. [...]

When I return to work, I will sign up for a social networking site that is new... It's probably a site made by a guy who knows a guy that I know. I'll be jealous that he was smart enough to make this. I will presumably use said new social network about 14 times and then I will never use it again. But I'll be able to let people know that, yeah, I've used that. I found it hard to get into.

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