Church cancelled due to lack of god

June 05, 2011

"I never really liked getting up that early on the weekend anyway, but continued to do so out of gripping fear of having my entrails eternally ripped out by flaming scimitars after death," Gregory H. Tensdale, 51, said. "But now that I know it's all just pretend, I am no longer terrified."

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