Justin, the bartender

September 04, 2003

I present to you a little concoction I like to call, "No Life." Enjoy.


  • 10 cups law school
  • 1 teaspoon life


  1. Pour contents into spill-proof container.
  2. Vigorously shake container until contents have mixed.

Be advised: Contents tend not to mix well and, despite your best efforts, might never coalesce.

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